[HQS] Michael out in NYC - July 29th, 2014.
*takes shower; all my hair falls out* ah
"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom
Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on
every possible thing in every possible universe has been said
FUCK YOU STAFF I DIDNT HAVE TO SCROLL TO THE TOP TO WRITE THIS
So I was wondering if anyone else was aware of this but if you hold ”Z” + “C” (“alt” + “C” for mac) this comes up so you can literally post something while you’re in the middle of your dash and you won’t have to open a new tab or go back to the top.
((credit goes to the 3 year old who thought it would be funny to hit my keyboard while she watching me scroll through tumblr))
Holy fucking shit tumblr developers did something actually useful
^and failed to mention it to their users, rendering it useless until accidentally discovered by a toddler
adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story
kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too
"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"
have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’
when you at a family event and somebody say ‘all the boys gone be chasing after you’
playing truth or dare
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
This is the single most amazing thing I have ever seen [x]
I CAN’T COMPREHEND THIS MUCH SKILL
if the video and image isn’t reason enough to reblog, that comment should do it